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fartgallery:

*at a bar*

bartender: this is from the gentleman over there

girl: this is a plant

me [shouting from across the bar]: just wanted to say aloe

(Source: fartgallery)

naturalhairqueens:
“ when you know your braids are on point and your friends are taking pictures of you from all angles
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naturalhairqueens:

when you know your braids are on point and your friends are taking pictures of you from all angles

kehrite:

people on tumblr linking all the alternative ways everyone can find them like 

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tekniklr:
“ mycroftismight:
“ nomittens4kittens:
“ mycroftismight:
“ blaperture-mesa:
“ queenofcandyland:
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why do you hurt me so
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oh my fucking god why am i tearing up this is ridiculous
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This is super cute! So, to all of you who are sobbing,...

tekniklr:

mycroftismight:

nomittens4kittens:

mycroftismight:

blaperture-mesa:

queenofcandyland:

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why do you hurt me so

oh my fucking god why am i tearing up this is ridiculous

This is super cute! So, to all of you who are sobbing, let me tell you the truth of the matter. Wooly Bear caterpillars are born in autumn/early winter, and live as far north as the arctic. They freeze over the winter months, completely solid. Then, come spring time, they thaw out, and turn into an Isabella Tiger moth. So this little guy/girl is going to have a very happy memory to dream about over the winter. And you can all stop crying now. :)

omg thank you 

if Tumblr dies, it is content like this I will miss the most

doctorbluesmanreturns:

chefpyro:

rikmach:

chefpyro:

dinosaurs probably wouldnt be half as popular if they still existed cause they’d just be animals and wouldn’t be as mysterious

like. rhinos are right there. they’re super cool in concept but they’re right there and nobody cares

I care about Rhinos.

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Rhinos are GREAT!!! :D

thebootydiaries:

most girls: hair in an updo, thigh gap, wears lots of makeup and designer clothes, runs a hipster blog

me: bald, wears glasses, a frightening beard, button-up shirts, and a porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks.

(Source: breakingbadgifs)

uncomfrtable:
“ allmyinvisiblemonsters:
“I can’t believe that men, for centuries, had the audacity to look at women and think we’re dumber than them.
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My noodle is 7
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uncomfrtable:

allmyinvisiblemonsters:

I can’t believe that men, for centuries, had the audacity to look at women and think we’re dumber than them.

My noodle is 7

(Source: swag-pizza-with-extra-yolo)